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Interview with sci-fi author Robyn Bennis

9/28/2017

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A few weeks ago I read and reviewed The Guns Above , a military sci-fi novel featuring airships. Author Robyn Bennis then agreed to an interview!

Thank you for doing this interview! Let's start by asking how you got into writing science fiction. Were you "born into it" or was it something that you discovered later in life?
​ I came to it pretty early. My first short story was a Star Trek knockoff, and almost everything I wrote as a teenager had at least one robot in it. I liked SF because it gave me so much more to play with as a writer. You can tell human stories in any setting, so why not one with a robot? Or, for that matter, an airship.

Can you tell us a bit about your day job? I hear you're a biologist.
I’m a molecular biology bench scientist, which means I concoct arcane mixtures from components which are forged in fire, dredged from deep below the Earth, or even stolen from the bodies of tiny monsters. Once my potions are complete, I imbue them with the vital energies of life itself and command invisible amino-machines dwelling within to do my bidding.

In other words, I add colorless liquids together all day.

What got you into biology?
I blame The Discovery Channel. I used to come home from school, turn it on, and watch nature shows all afternoon and surgery shows all evening. This was back in the days before reality television, when you could still learn something on a cable learning channel, and I just drank it in. By 9 or 10 years old, I knew I was going to pursue a career in biology.

I considered a similar career around the same age, except I wanted to study wolves. Didn't pan out, mostly because I was unwilling to give up wi-fi for weeks if not months of field study and/or lug my library with me across the Canadian wilderness. So, kudos to you.
Does writing energize or exhaust you?

Both! It’s funny how the things and people you love can be such a paradox, isn’t it? At the end of a long writing day, I’m so mentally exhausted I can barely think well enough to decide on dinner. And yet, I wake up the next morning, my head buzzing with ideas, so eager to get back to it that I have to force myself to stop for a second and brush my teeth. Life just isn’t the same if I’m not writing something. I get grumpy, mopey, and tired, and it doesn’t stop until I have another writing project to work on.

I think one of the coolest things about The Guns Above is Bernat and Josette's relationship. Almost every other action story like yours would include a romantic subplot between these two main characters. You didn't. Did you consciously put them in a platonic rather than romantic story or did it just happen?
It wasn’t only conscious, it was present from the earliest versions of the characters. That said, I wasn’t trying to make a statement or anything. I just knew the sort of relationship I wanted them to have, and I didn’t want romance to spoil that. I mean, even as buddies, they’re rather abusive to each other. As a couple, you’d want to call the police to separate them.

The Guns Above tackles gender issues and sexism head-on. You're a woman. What would you say is the hardest thing about writing the male characters in the society you've created?
Making them funny. Almost all of the horrible sexism in the book is based on actual behaviors and incidents I’ve either witnessed or been on the pointy end of during my career. It wasn’t easy to pour those incidents into characters and still have them bring the laughs. Writing Bernat, in particular, felt like walking a tightrope. However, it was also strangely thrilling, and he’s easily my favorite character to write. Yeah, I know, I’m a weirdo.

What did you edit out of this book?
Wow, if you only saw the amount of technical jargon I cut out, you would never again think that the published version of the book has a lot of tech in it. An early chapter was originally 6000 words worth of airship description, with frequent tangents about the value of one structural material against another, methods of purifying lifting gases, and the relative merits of various rigging schemes. It was an absolute disaster of literature, interesting only to the most hardcore of technophiles, and it was not alone. Most of that was ripped out over subsequent drafts. I forced myself to convey only the vital information, and to convey it organically whenever possible.

Thank you for not making us read a textbook. :)
​How do you handle negative book reviews?

Easy. The only negative book reviews I get are from people who have poor taste—as evidenced by the fact that they didn’t like my book. QED, I can safely ignore them.

What advice do you have for young authors?
Stick with it. That’s the most vital and relevant piece of writing advice you’ll ever get. People who can write a great story the first time are so rare, your chances of being one are hardly worth mentioning. For the rest of us, we just have to write trash until we get better.

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Robyn, thank you so much for coming onto Dragons, Zombies and Aliens ! I look forward to reading your next book.

Where to find Robyn:
-on her website
-on Twitter
-on Facebook
-and on Goodreads

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Azrael: Islamic Angel of Death

9/21/2017

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Otherwise known as the angel Moses punched in the face.

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Moses was one hundred and twenty years old and had just found the Promised Land when God decided, Yeah, that’s long enough . He sent Azrael, the archangel of death, to bring him to Heaven.

Azrael flew down to Moses’s house straightaway. “Good news!” he said. “Your lifetime is officially over. You get to come with me and spend the rest of eternity in literal paradise. Isn’t that great?”

Moses...did not react well. In fact, he punched Azrael in the face.

We don’t get any confirmation in the Good Book, but Moses’ thought process was probably along the lines of, “ Seriously ?! I’ve gone through all this shit to get to the Promised Land--dealt with that jerk Pharaoh, put up with way too much crap from my so-called ‘loyal’ followers, and wandered through the stinking desert for forty years --all to get to the Promised Land. And now that I’m literally spitting distance away from that, you decide that now is the best time to kill me? It ain’t happening!”

Azrael returned to Heaven with a black eye and no Moses. “He’s being real mature about it,” he said.

God healed the eye and said, “Go back to Earth--”

“Oh, so he can punch my other eye out? Great plan, Boss.”

“--and tell him to put his hand on the back of a calf. For every hair under his palm, I’ll give him an extra year of life.”

Azrael stared at Him. “You’re going to reward the guy who punched an angel. Not just any angel, the angel of death . ‘If you give Azrael a black eye, you get an extension!’ What do you give out for hair-pulling and breaking bones? You realize this is going to make my job exponentially harder, right?”

God rolled His eyes. “You’ve been reaping souls for thousands of years now. You can’t tell me none of them tried to knock your teeth in.”

“None of them can because they’re just regular humans. Only prophets can do that, and they tend to be a lot more obedient to your will.”

“Yes, and they don’t complain nearly as much,” God said.
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Sulking, Azrael went back down to Earth and delivered God’s message to Moses, who asked, “What happens after all those years are up?”

“Then you die,” Azrael said. “For real.”

Moses thought about it for a minute, then shook his head. “Nah. Let’s go.”

“Uh...what?”

“You heard me. I’m done. Let’s blow this popsicle stand.”

Azrael sputtered. “Why didn’t you do that last time?!”

“Because you didn’t give me a choice,” Moses argued.

“I rarely do.”

Moses sighed. “Look, you caught me off guard. And I’m not going to lie, the idea of dying is terrifying. But if I choose to stick around for however many decades, all I’m going to do is dread the day you come back.”

“Wow. Love you, too, sugar,” the angel deadpanned. He took Moses’ hand and they went to Heaven.


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This story of Moses only appears in Islamic tradition, which is why Azrael is never mentioned by name in the Bible and is only briefly mentioned in Judaism.

While I may have made up all of the dialogue in this story, the rest of it is faithful to what’s recorded in the Sahih al-Bukhari (a collection of Muslim sayings and teachings). Moses legit punched an archangel to stave off death, only to turn around and agree to go without a fuss.

You can’t blame him, though. Death is terrifying . Problem is, we’ve all got to deal with it. You can kick and scream and fight all you want, and it might even buy you a few extra years, but eventually we all die.

The other moral is don’t procrastinate. You can’t push it off forever; that boss/teacher will come back. And if you went with Moses’ method, they might be bringing police charges with them.


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"The Guns Above" Book Review

9/14/2017

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They say it’s not the fall that kills you.

For Josette Dupre, the Corps’ first female airship captain, it might just be a bullet in the back.
On top of patrolling the front lines, she must also contend with a crew who doubts her expertise, a new airship that is an untested deathtrap, and the foppish aristocrat Lord Bernat, a gambler and shameless flirt with the military know-how of a thimble. Bernat’s own secret assignment is to catalog her every moment of weakness and indecision.

So when the enemy makes an unprecedented move that could turn the tide of the war, can Josette deal with Bernat, rally her crew, and survive long enough to prove herself?


There are few things in life more satisfying than reading an incredible book you got for free. (Yay, giveaways!) Robin Bennis ’ The Guns Above is a jam-packed, military fantasy adventure about sexism and friendship. I’ve rarely read a book so fast. If I didn’t work full-time, I probably would’ve finished it in a day.

There are many awesome things about this book. The first is the characters themselves. Every single one of them is a sarcastic smartass. None more so than the two main characters: Josette and Bernat. It is beautiful.

Normally I’m not a fan of cliches or tropes. This book has managed to find one of the very few tropes I like, the Sexist Pig Spends Time With Awesome Woman And Stops Being A Sexist Pig narrative arc, and it does it very well. Bernat is horrible at the start of the book: spoiled, misogynistic, a complete and total idiot. By the end of the book, he’s still spoiled, but a hell of a lot less misogynistic and a bit more intelligent. You go from hating his guts the first page you meet him to wanting to hug him at the end.

Josette herself is one of those amazing, kickass military women who does a spectacular job of hiding all of her insecurities and doubts. She has zero tolerance for incompetence from anyone, including her superior officers and herself. In a world that is 100% patriarchal and full of people who want to bring her down, she is her own harshest critic. I’d hug her, but I’m pretty sure she’d stab me for implying she needs it.

Bennis manages to show the horrors of war and how such circumstances bring out the best and worst of humanity in eighteen short chapters. Nobody seems to be sure what they’re fighting for (Bernat), and those who do know understand it’s a pretty dumb reason, but they’ll do it anyway because it’s what their country demands of them (Josette). It’s a very skeptical view of war, but done in a way that doesn’t bash soldiers who are honestly just protecting their home. It’s a rare tightrope ability.

The best thing about this book for me is probably the chemistry between Bernat and Josette. It’s not romantic. There is zero romance or sexual tension between these two. It’s established from the start that Bernat prefers women at least a decade older than him, and Josette never mentions any past lovers or desires. It’s purely a platonic relationship. By the end of the book, they’re more like brother and sister. Words cannot express how grateful I was to find a story that centered on two characters of the opposite sex who did not pursue a romantic relationship between them. I was ecstatic.

Hands down, this is one of the best books I’ve ever read. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard, and I’m rarely so invested in the characters. The front cover says it’s the first of a series, and I sincerely hope we see many more airship adventures to come.

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"Kay: Capital City Arena Champion" Book and Poster Giveaway

9/12/2017

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It's giveaway time! This week's giveaway is extra special. We have not only the fourth installment of the Earth's Final Chapter series, but also a free poster to go with it!

The image is one of the cover designs for book one, Avinon . It's the one on the right down below with the glowing red sword. While 25 lucky stars will win a free download of book four, one winner will receive an 11 x 17-inch poster!

The book-winners will receive a copy of Kay: Capital City Arena Champion . This story throws a bit of Gladiator
into the sci-fi universe. Check out the description:


Far from home and in a foreign land, Kaytherine must fight for her life in the Federation Capital City arena. Mutants, Cyborgs, and other creatures will face off, in the next adventure in "Earth's Final Chapter."


Review by Mark Angelides:


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"Kay," the fourth book in Earth’s Final Chapter, has a very different feel to it in terms of character development and getting to know the different people. The Kay character is a real trooper that keeps you turning pages, in anticipation of the next key to her history. In some ways it’s a sad book as it examines what a life of slavery can do to a person, but the gritty characters keep it fast-paced.

The artwork for this volume is of a very different style. A lot more “savage” in interpretation, but it fits in well with the bloodiness of the plot. With a fantastic and gory finale, this is my firm favorite of the series so far.

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Once again: 25 people will receive the code for a free download, and one lucky winner will receive a free poster.

Hurry! This giveaway ends Thursday, September 21st .
Click here to enter!

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"It" Movie Review

9/7/2017

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This weekend I went to see the movie It , based on Stephen King's novel. Now, don't hate me, but as much as I love watching the films, I can't stand reading King's books. Something about the writing style just rubs me the wrong way. I also never saw the original 1990 film. So I went into the theater on Saturday with absolutely no background knowledge other than what the trailer had given me. It went something like this:

"Well, we have an R-rated Stephen King movie, so I'm sure we'll see some blood and gore and I'll be cowering behind my hand for most of it. Nothing I haven't seen befo--OH MY GOD THAT CLOWN JUST RIPPED THE LITTLE BOY'S ARM OFF WITH HIS TEETH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

This was an excellent movie, without a doubt. I didn't even mind the damsel-in-distress trope at the end. All the boys pull together to rescue Beverly, the only girl in the group that at least two of the boys have a crush on. But given how awesome she is--both before and after her rescue--and how great the rest of the movie is, I'm willing to let that one slide.

It's also hilarious . Not funny in the way bad horror movies are funny, or even horror comedies like Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland . Interspersed through the terror is a steady stream of humor and side-jokes that had the whole theater giggling. Sometimes it's something one of Billie's smart-ass friends say, and sometimes it's a shout-out to the horrible awkwardness of youth. It provides not only comic relief, but also makes the characters that much more relatable.

The weird thing is, I didn't think it was a particularly scary movie. There were definitely some jump moments, and on a scale of one to ten the creepiness factor was a solid twenty. But in terms of gut-wrenching, oh-my-god-I-can't-even-look-at-the-screen, I'm-not-getting-any-sleep-tonight terror that I normally get from horror movies...nope. Not there. I admit that was a bit disappointing, but it's like opening a box labelled "pumpkin pie" and getting chocolate pie instead. Not bad, just a different flavor.

But that's just me. My cousin almost broke his friend's hand, he was gripping it so tight, and left the theater shaking in his boots.

Overall, it's a great film. Definitely worth the money. The only complaint I have is that we have to wait until 2019 before we get to see It: Chapter Two .


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"Annabelle: Creation" Review

9/7/2017

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As anyone who’s seen the 2014 Conjuring prequel Annabelle , I went into Annabelle: Creation thinking it would suck balls. I was pleasantly surprised at the skilled actors, tension-racketing scenes, and the fact that most of characters are not idiots. Besides the original problem--“Hey, let’s invite a bunch of orphans to live with us in our haunted house to make up for our past transgressions! That’ll go well.”--there are very few “horror movie mistakes,” and any stupid decisions are easily explained by the fact that the people making them are ages nine to sixteen.

The latest of the Conjuring series, Annabelle: Creation is the prequel to the prequel, the real origin story to the creepy doll that opened the first Conjuring movie. The toy was made by a dollmaker and his wife who mourn the death of their little girl, who died in a car accident and whose name is, of course, Annabelle. Then the movie jumps to twelve years later, when the couple invites the half a dozen girls of a shut-down orphanage to live with them until they find their forever-homes. Somewhere in those twelve years, the mother has become bedridden with a Phantom of the Opera-type mask, the father is now grim and secretive, and the house is haunted.

The end of the movie ties in neatly with the beginning of the 2014 Annabelle film, wrapping everything up in a tidy little bow. Remember that couple that was murdered by their Satanist daughter and her boyfriend before breaking into the pregnant lady’s house? That’s our final scene in Creation . The entire movie leads up to that, and we find out exactly who and what that murderous daughter is.

I appreciated Sister Charlotte, the woman in charge of the orphan girls and one of only two black people in the movie. Minor spoiler here: she lives! The 2014 film had the wise old black woman sacrifice herself to save the sweet white family. Seeing compassionate Sister Charlotte taking care of her precious little orphans--all but one of them white--and I was rolling my eyes expecting this movie to follow the same thread. Nope! She’s the one who outsmarts the demon and rescues the survivors. Without killing herself.

Granted, there’s no way that a rural 1950s couple would let two “colored” girls live under their roof in real life, Catholic nun or not. But it’s the thought that counts.

I did have a couple issues with the film. The first is Janice, one of the orphan girls and the center of the movie. The victim of a recent polio outbreak, she’s limited by a crutch and heavy limp. So of course, she’s the one the demon goes after.

Basically, while the movie manages to avoid the “dead black character” trope, it falls into the “victimized disabled character” trope. Disabled characters have one of two roles in horror films. If they’re mentally disabled, they’re a serial killer, like in Split , Halloween , Psycho , Friday the 13th , The Roommate , The Shining , etc. If they’re physically disabled, they’re a victim, as is the case here. Janice’s physical limitation makes her the demon’s primary target, as she gets thrown off the stairs, trapped in the shed, and finally possessed. That kind of crap sends a very bad message.

My other problem with this movie is a bit more personal, and has to do with the series itself. Most American demon/possession stories are based on Christianity. It makes sense as that’s the most popular religion in the country and the one we’re all familiar with. The writers don’t have to spend as much time on exposition. The Conjuring series is on the far end of that spectrum. One could even call it religious propaganda. The first movie even goes so far as to quote Ed Warren--one of the real life characters the film is based on--at the end:

“Diabolical forces are formidable. These forces are eternal, and they exist today. The fairy tale is true. The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow.”

The only way any of these characters defeat the bad guys are through rosaries and Bible verses. There are no other options. It’s the Christian way, or the highway.

I’m a Buddhist, and I call bullshit.

I don’t mind watching Christian-based horror films. I really like them. Just as I like movies based on Jewish lore ( The Possession ), Hindu lore ( The Other Side of the Door ), and...actually, those are the only horror movies I’ve seen that are based on non-Christian religions in a neutral manner. There haven’t been any others in major theaters in the last decade. And that’s a problem.

What happens if Ed Warren runs into a Buddhist demon? What if the family moving into the haunted house was Muslim? The next time a hapless white person wakes up angry Native American spirits, shouldn’t they have a religious leader of said Native American tribe handle it?

I liked Annabelle: Creation . Despite it’s flaws--and the fact that I missed half of it because I was cowering and unable to look at the screen--it’s a solid movie. I just wish it wasn’t religious propaganda.

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Giveaways and YouTube

9/1/2017

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Hello, lovelies! I’ve got three announcements for you:

First, I’m heading to YouTube! Starting November 1st, there will be a new video every week in addition to a written article. So keep your eyes peeled for a channel called Dragons, Zombies, & Aliens.

Second, I'm branching into self-publishing territory. Who remembers The Adventures of the Flying Cobras ? I'm rebooting that epic fantasy and turning it into a graphic novel/illustrated novel series. The thing is, illustrators are expensive. As is marketing. And printing. And editing. And all the other little things that goes into publishing one book, never mind a whole series. So there'll be a crowdfunding campaign in the near future.


And last but not least, we have another Earth’s Final Chapter giveaway! Once again, we’re giving out 25 copies, this time of book three, Brother Leon ​(cover on the left) . Fun fact: the illustrator for this one is also the illustrator for Homestead Hunts .

I’ve got a description and review for you:

A new empire emerges. Uncovering the past and forgotten history of a time before the Last War. Two monks embark on an epic journey, seeking the truth. A dark cloud hangs over the city of Fatima as the Emperor works to keep his people safe. The story of Earth's Final Chapter continues.

Review by Abby Adams
Book Three, “Brother Leon” brings a new writer and a darker tone. The narrative shifts away from the Planetary Council to a young and struggling European Empire. The fate of religion in the post-nuclear world is addressed for the first time, and the reader learns far more about the devastating wars of the past. The violence in the writing and illustrations is visceral throughout, but well-handled and never veers into unnecessary gore. This book brings in more humor as well, which is welcome alongside some of the heavier themes. “Brother Leon” readily delves into questions about freedom and terrorism, whether and when violence is justified, and what turns people into monsters. The illustrations are particularly rich in this installment and help give it additional depth.


This giveaway ends next Thursday, September 7th, at 11:59pm , so sign up quick for your chance to win!

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